Christmas Presents That Don't Not Suck

Once again, the holiday season is upon us. This year, I urge you all to give generously. Give non-perishable goods, give toys, and – if you're short on cash – give head. Just don't give these things:
Backstreet Boys • Black And Blue
Devil music.
Robot Dogs
What good is a dog you can't eat?
Rubber Fish That Talk And Sing
The biggest waste of natural resources since Anna Nicole Smith.
Survivor: The Board Game
You actually vote people off the game board. The tribe has sold out.
PlayStation 2
You'd have to be a fucking retard to give this away.

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