A Shrub Joke

This morning George W. Bush and Dick Cheney were having brunch at the White House. The attractive food service caterer asks Cheney what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." "And what can I get for you sir?" she asks the President. Bush replies, "How about a quickie?" "Why, sir!" the caterer says, "How rude! You're starting to act like Clinton…and you were just sworn in!" As the caterer storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "Mr. President, it's pronounced 'quiche.'"

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