Jon | Rory | Anthony

I came home yesterday and found out that my parents bought me a Lexus.

What? You better be kidding.

No sir.

What kind?

Uhhh…an LS 400?

JESUS. They just bought you this out of nowhere?

Well, they recently gave away my car to one of my cousins, and I guess they thought I would need something to get around in while I'm at home for all of…three days.

Yeah…that…um…makes sense.

What color is it? I hope it's pink.

Look, I never asked for a Lexus. I'd be perfectly happy driving my mom's van.

Well, I've never asked my parents for a Lexus either, and I'm still waiting for them to spring one on me!

I've been driving the same Ford Taurus for the past eleven years.

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published.