If the Transportation Security Administration at LAX insists on inspecting every piece of checked luggage, could it at least demarcate with stickers that aren't so sticky? The hot pink tags currently in use are ridiculously tough to peel off luggage cleanly.

What happened in the world of wrestling this week?

After Shane McMahon kicked Kane into a fiery dumpster last week, Kane attached a set of jumper cables to Shane's testicles and then attached the other end to a car battery.

Meanwhile, Brock Lesnar kidnapped "injured" one-legged wrestler Zach Gowen, gagged his mouth and tossed Gowen's wheelchair — with Gowen still in it — down a 25-foot staircase.

Sometimes I wonder myself why I watch wrestling.