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Jon, what did you get for Christmas this year?

A NEW CAR!!!!!!!!!!

Rod Roddy. Never forget.

No seriously, what did you get?

A fourth single from Audioslave's debut album.

Please, guys, spare us any more of your shitty music. The first three singles didn't exactly sweep the nation.

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Until the day I die
I'll spill my heart for you, for you
Until the day I die
I'll spill my heart for you

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Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you
Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you

Yeah I'd spill my heart!!!!!!
Yeah I'd spill my heart for you!!!!!!!

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Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
Until the day I die!!!!!!!!

<3 emo.

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What else did you get for Christmas?

A Chocolate Factory.

—The fun, easy way to turn ordinary desserts into extraordinary!

I can attest to that.

Add a bag of Lay's Cool Guacamole chips for an olive green color.

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