My Mother: Hello?
Me: Happy Mother's Day!
My Mother: Heh. What do you need?
Me: $500.
My Mother: [away from the receiver] Peter, Jon needs $500!
[fuzzy dialogue]
My Mother: Dad says it'll be in your savings account tomorrow.
Me: Sweetness.
My Mother: Oh by the way, Betsy wants you to be a driver for her wedding.
Me: Okay.
My Mother: Great. Anything else?
Me: No.
My Mother: Take care of yourself.
Me: Will do. Bye.

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