I see you're drinking 1% milk

—Fox Searchlight will attach a five-minute epilogue to Napoleon Dynamite for its wide expansion this Friday. Shot on June 22 and 23 in Idaho, the epilogue offers a peek into the future of Napoleon and his friends. It's "the wedding of the century."

Goddammit, Fox.

Why must you punish me for seeing movies early?

Searchlight did the same thing last year when they attached the alternate ending of 28 Days Later to prints for its wide expansion.