I'd rather shit glass than listen to an entire Eagles record

Joe thought I should've compared Carrie Fisher to Emperor Palpatine.

Also, he suspects this is why Jake Lloyd quit acting.

Yesterday, I pitched a series to Fuse on which contributors to the Elektra soundtrack and the line-up of the Taste of Chaos tour compete in a tournament to find out who the most embarrassingly awful band in the world is.

Here's my proposed bracket (with play-in matches):

red = Elektra soundtrack
blue = Taste of Chaos tour

I anxiously await Fuse's decision.