Too Shia Shia

Shia LeBeouf is on track to break the record for "most completely useless film roles."

In the past two years alone, he's played a completely useless dumbass in Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd, a completely useless Motocross champion in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, and a completely useless "street smart" kid in I, Robot.

He will soon be seen as a completely useless cab driver in Constantine.

Does Shia realize how completely useless the roles he accepts are?

He's the Kim Bauer of Hollywood cinema. Films needs his wisecracking comic relief like Wheel of Fortune needs Vanna White or Hannity needs Colmes.