Capsized when I turned 22

I'm being forced out of my part-time job next week because of term limits. I'm only allowed to work a student position at my university until one quarter after graduation.

I should be actively seeking a real job, but I'm moving elsewhere in June, so why bother?

I planned to cruise on unemployment checks for the next two months, but apparently, I need to be fired in order to collect unemployment.

That shouldn't be a problem…