Delusions of Adequacy

I almost crashed into another car yesterday while having phone sex with an OnStar receptionist.

I saw a commercial for a Lexus with a keyless push-button start. Did Toyota want to make it easier for people to steal cars?

Kung Fu Hustle is rated R. Wow. Any film inspired by Roadrunner cartoons doesn't warrant an R. Reminds me of when The School of Rock received a PG-13.

The conclusion of Bill O'Reilly's "Talking Points Memo" for March 21:

"In the end, the medical evidence is just too overwhelming to justify keeping her on life support at taxpayer expense. But I'm glad Congress stepped up and voted to give her and her family every benefit of the doubt. All life is worthy, and that should be a defining message for America."

No spin zone, eh?

Yes, Bill, all life is worthy, except the left-wing media, the ACLU, Al Franken, bullies, the French, gangsta rappers, Hollywood, illegal immigrants, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, Ward Churchill…