Race City

Hey Noah, here's an idea: bagels…at night!

College basketball journal:

I'm so glad my school colors didn't include orange.

Patrick Sparks is a little chubby for a basketball player.

What's more repulsive: Seth Davis' shit-eating grin or Pierre from Simple Plan's affected laughter when parents confront their sons on MTV's Damage Control?

Heard during a commercial for Air Canada in which white people jump up and down in slow motion: the line "a getaway to Canada just might be one of the most exhilarating vacations you've ever had" followed by Celine Dion singing.

CBS aired a video profile of Australian University of Utah import Andrew Bogut set to "Down Under" by Men at Work. Someone thought they were being clever…