In the game Operation, players remove body parts from a patient. One of the body parts up for removal is an Adam's apple.

The patient, however, has no penis.

The only possible explanation for all this is that the patient is midway through a sex change.

How convenient that the patient's name is Sam.

I don't like this new ailment "brain freeze" that Hasbro added last fall. It looks like a tumor. If Sam must have something in his or her hair, it should be a lice, er, louse. Whatever the singular form is.

Shrek is definitely male.