Now Push Pops are spring loaded! So your Push Pop pops UP, pops UP, pops UP all by itself!
Yes, let's further encourage sloth in American children.
What's next? Pre-peeled string cheese?
Every job industry should hold a yearly draft like professional sports organizations do.
Say you're an engineering student who's bored with school. Declare for the engineering draft and show off your skills to corporate scouts at a compound. If you're good enough, a company will select you to join its team. If you need work, you return to college for another year.
Bill O'Reilly in his Talking Points Memo for Monday, April 11:
Initially those three were charged with a crime — obstructing an officer without violence — but now those charges have been dropped by state attorney Brad King. Now Brad King is a Republican, and he has a sterling reputation as a prosecutor — he's not some incompetent guy — but he is shaming himself in this case.
[double take]
Did he just slip in the dude's political affiliation?
Later…
Back of Book Segment
Analyzing "Sin City"
Guest: Actor Mickey Rourke
Why is a violent movie like "Sin City" receiving such glowing reviews?
Bill: If you had a 16-year-old kid, would you let him see this movie?
Mickey: 16 years old? Sure. You haven't seen it. It's an entertaining movie because it's from a comic book. Grant you, it's not Superman or Spider-Man — thank God — it's a much better film than any of those.
Bill: But there's cannibalism right?