Red State Report with Rory Hornblower

If the press intends to forcefeed me Danica Patrick hype until she wins, here's hoping she starts racing wheelchairs soon.

Cowboy Troy is such an Uncle Tom. He markets himself as bizarro Eminem but fails to grasp that there's nothing cool about a black guy who associates with country music artists and raps about being a hick.

Imagine his Cribs segment.

"This is where the magic happens — my cotton field."