I'm worried for my tired country

Howard Stern reports that Crispin Glover will play The Joker in the follow-up to Batman Begins.

Developing…

As Hollywood resorts to adapting B-list comic book series (Fantastic Four, Ghost Rider, Iron Man), I'd like to nominate an untapped Marvel goldmine.

Cable. Son of Cyclops.

Kiefer Sutherland as Cable. Bob Sapp as the fine villain Apocalypse.

Eh?

Then in the sequel, Cable battles Stryfe, his clone brother and the adopted son of Apocalypse, played by Michael Biehn.

Eh?

[crickets]

Wishful thinking, I suppose…

Related (from 2003):
I nominate Dark Claw
Jon nominates Battle Pope