Chewing and chewing all day long the way that a cow does

I know this girl who lives in Australia.

Before leaving for the airport yesterday, she complained to me about having to spend the next few weeks at her parents'.

Where do her parents live?


Waaaah! Waaaah! I have to leave Australia to spend a month in Borneo! My life sucks! Waaaah!

Oh shush. You live in Los Angeles.


Grass is always greener, I suppose.