Created in darkness by troubled Americans

Ryan's actual plates

I saw a car in Tower Records' parking lot that screamed "my owner wants to irritate Jon."

Its rear end boasted a yellow ribbon, "W '04" and "Viva Bush" stickers, four stickers for the local country music radio station, and this beauty:

Our oil, eh?

Yes, millions of years ago, dinosaurs in the Middle East willed their bodies to America.

I'm no expert on global policy, but I know that I can't just barge into a hospital operating room and forcibly extract an unconscious patient's liver because I need one to maintain my lifestyle.

"And then the defendant pointed at Ms. Liebowitz and remarked, 'What's my liver doing inside her body?'"

you might be a redneck (or a zombie) if
lame-ass villain #8 – modam