I'm in a state of P-fuckin'-A

Previously on Adam Riff™:

Of the ten families participating in the next Amazing Race, one is African-American.

Their surname? Black.


At the end of Tuesday night's premiere of The Amazing Race: Family Edition, host Phil Keoghan (whom I shall meet on Friday) informed the Black family that they were the last team to arrive.

Yes, the Blacks were the first to be eliminated.

In his farewell speech, Mr. Black said, "We're a proud family."

Hmm…


My brother turns 16 today. Wow, I'm old. Happy birthday, Winston.