I Have Tourette's But Tourette's Doesn't Have Me

Tuesday night, HBO will premiere Kim Cattrall Sexual Intelligence, a documentary that "explores the mysteries and origins of sexual desire."

In addition to producing the aforementioned special, Cattrall has published two books on sex (Kim Cattrall Sexual Intelligence, Satisfaction: The Art of the Female Orgasm) and recently appeared on Dr. Phil to "help guests achieve sexual satisfaction in their relationships."

For fuck's sake, woman, you're an actress!

Playing a nymphomaniac on television does not make you an authority on sex.

I'm reminded of how Tom Cruise thought he was actually a samurai in promotional interviews for…you know.

Judging by how Cattrall looked (downright haggard) during the final season of Sex and the City, I question her knowledge of what turns people on.

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