Make Your Hands Say Ugh

Both ABC and Showtime are reportedly in talks with Arrested Development producers about picking up the struggling comedy.


Yes, so they can pair it with Freddie or According to Jim. ABC hasn't had a decent sitcom since It's Like, You Know…

Why is NBC not in pursuit? 8:00-10:00 pm: Arrested, Scrubs, Earl, Office — that's money! Blows "Must See TV" away…

What do you think has higher turnaround: a telemarketing position or "the world's oldest person"?

I saw Blue Collar Comedy dolls on sale at Walgreens yesterday. Two for $10.

I'm not sure why anyone would want a doll of Bill Engvall or Ron White, but I was tempted to buy one of Larry the Cable Guy just to ejaculate on its face.

Did I mention the dolls talk?

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"That ain't right, Lord. I apologize for that right there and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea. Amen."