I don't work in this van

Brad Pitt did not call Jennifer Aniston to tell her about girlfriend Angelina Jolie's pregnancy announcement, entertainment TV show "Extra" reported Thursday. [source]

Thank you, "Extra."

Honestly, I can't believe this was one of the top stories on Yahoo!.

Why the fuck would Brad tell Jennifer?

"Hey, I impregnated the chick I left you for. Just thought you'd like to know."

Everybody download last night's episode of The Office. (link fixed)