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Muslim murderers global are now taking names for suicide bomber squads who have AIDS. The Islamic fanatics have refined their murder craft now to include death by AIDS splash. [source]

Meep meep!

Perhaps this will inspire a fantastic new nightly spectacle at Disneyland Africa.

"I didn't kill my wife!"
"Get off my plane!"
"You'll get the money, when I get my family!"

No one belligerently captures the plot of a film in one line like Harrison Ford.
I'd pay good money just to hear him read quotes from Duke Nukem 3D.

What does it say about America when Kraft sees a viable market for pre-crumbled cheese?

Avril Lavigne will perform during the closing ceremonies of the 2006 Winter Olympics as part of a ceremony that will preview the next Winter Games, which will be held in Lavigne's home and native land of Canada in 2010.

She's the best Canada has to offer?

I shudder to think who will perform at the opening ceremony in Vancouver.

"Chickity China licky boom boom down!"

Interesting how the day after the Canadian elections is the "most depressing day of the year."

"that commercial is jandek"