I'm a quitter, not a failure

Shane McMahon "helps" Shawn Michaels kiss Vince McMahon's ass

Better than "Giants Idol," I suppose.

While wishing my mother a happy birthday yesterday, I realized that I don't know how old my parents are.


Come to think of it, I don't know the age of my brother either.

I think he can drive…

My brain's sketchy retention frustrates me.

I can't remember my mobile number, but I still remember useless shit like the music in the "Indiana Jones" level of Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster Busts Loose for the Super Nintendo or this prank on Totally Hidden Video in which producers opened an indoor pool underneath a basketball court during a high school reunion, causing elderly people and patio furniture to tumble into the water.

view Frat House from the comfort of your own home at last (via YouTube)
documentary never officially released in theaters or shown on television due to legal threats from some pissed off students