My heart has slowly dried up

A hiring freeze.

Way to let me know at the END of the interview, Tribune Company.

The recruitment lady expects the freeze to ease in quarter two of this year.


Hit Songs of the 1970s and '80s If the South Had Won the Civil War

This is probably the first recorded use of the term "mystery monk."

free throw lines
Joah Tucker and Joakim Noah are the Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney of college basketball.

Heard during the Indiana vs. San Diego State game:
"A foul against Killingsworth in a matchup against Slaughter."

names of the day:
Pops Mensah-Bonsu
Luc Richard Mbah a Moute
Marcus Slaughter

If I ever have a son, I'm gonna name him "Christopher Thomas" just so I can call him "C.T. Yu."