Exit Does Not Exist

"This week on Lunchtime Suicide…"

Vince McMahon: It's a series of vignettes about a referee who unsuccessfully tries to kill himself. Eh?

variations on last words

"What th—"

"But I did what you asked! You sai—"

"My mother's a wreck. I've been handling all the arrangements for my brother's funeral."

"See? Israel isn't such a bad place to visit."

"Nice trenchcoat, fag!"

"Please let it be the blue wire…"

"I bet you $20 that I can suck my own dick while standing on the edge of the roof of our building."

"This rave is awesome!"

"Well, I guess I am goin' out like this."


shelden williams = zombie