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The press release announcing the June 20 DVD release of the film "The Hills Have Eyes" includes a severed ear in a styrofoam take-out container. Among the not-so-subtle touches are red splatters on the bottom of the package and a tuft of hair still attached to the congealed fake blood on the inside of the lobe. [source]

five points for plating

Best takeout-related promotional item since Team America's fortune cookie.

Fox News anchor John Gibson: "Make more babies" because in "[t]wenty-five years … the majority of the population is Hispanic."