Stone Phillips

While pooping today, I noticed that my pubic hairs resemble the Powerade logo.

Kevin Smith has already recorded an audio commentary for CLERKS II that will be available for download onto your iPod and allow you to listen to a Director's Commentary in the theater. [source]

Brilliant. A win-win situation.

Even if his movie stinks, Smith is a ridiculously entertaining raconteur.

If forced to choose this summer, An Evening with Kevin Smith 2: Evening Harder (admit it, you chuckled) easily wins my attention over Clerks II.

Chicken and ROFLs.