I wish my lawn were emo so it would cut itself

Jason Hammel of married duo Mates of State:

Because we're married and have a kid, people assume we're a domestic, family act and that we're not rock 'n' roll. But the two things are not incompatible. Keri actually got pregnant on the road — it was backstage while Death Cab was playing. [source]

Wait… Did they have sex while Death Cab was on stage or did they have sex to Death Cab?

Is it actually possible to sustain an erection within earshot of Death Cab's music?

Ben Gibbard's voice is a lot of adjectives, but it definitely ain't erotic.

Maddox book tour dates
Boston! Ann Arbor!

Booking Bands
The idea is to mash up the name of a book with the name of a band.

Uh…I don't think The Omen kid is acting…
He is indeed the devil!!!