There is no sheep

Attended the Los Angeles premiere of A Scanner Darkly on Thursday. Saw Roman Coppola. Sat across the aisle from Keanu.

An entertainer whose name I cannot mention due to a non-disclosure agreement threw a hissy fit when his personal assistant, a member of our party, attempted to leave work despite ample notice, delaying our trek to the screening venue for about 30 minutes.

Once in the car, [name withheld] continued fuming at [name withheld] over the phone. She called him a few unprintable words and threatened to quit and expose his "cerebral abnormalities."

He apologized meekly before hanging up.

The life of a PA…