Why is muscular dystrophy the only affliction with its own annual telethon?

What makes it more important than, say, AIDS?

There's no cure for AIDS either…

Where's the Robert Goulet Columbus Day AIDS Telethon?

That Jerry Lewis' Labor Day MDA Telethon is still on the air after 41 years is a testament to just how little research has progressed.

It's time to repackage the whole thing as a stem cell research telethon. Hire Ryan Seacrest to host and book guests who don't make Larry King Live seem cutting edge in comparison.

Honestly… Norm Crosby? Tony Orlando? The freakin' Village People?

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