Demonic Mnemonics

The [Arizona Cardinals'] heralded new football stadium in Glendale will be rechristened University of Phoenix Stadium. [source]

So they go from playing in Arizona State University's stadium to playing in University of Phoenix Stadium. In Glendale.

You can't script this shit.

The Cardinals sold the naming rights to a freakin' degree mill!

At least Whataburger Field isn't home to a major sports team…

"Work" Document 3
I wanted to share the (untampered with) sidebar I compiled. Ignore the (tampered with) review I edited.