Another day late and one year older

Interrogative classified headlines on the back page of the Detroit Metro Times answered by exclamatory classified headlines on the same back page:

Q: Jewish? Live Downtown?
A: Cars From $500!

Q: Crave Sex?
A: Stop Robbing Peter To Pay Paul!

Q: Genital Warts?
A: Full Body Pleasure!

Q: Unemployment Denied?
A: $4 Voicemail!!

Q: Urine Analysis?
A: Name That Movie!

Q: Bad Credit??????
A: Become A Casino Dealer!

Jon Stewart's Hilarious Look at the Use of the Question Mark [Crooks and Liars]