Things I don't understand about cinemas:
• why comedic vignettes are necessary to remind people to turn off their phones
• why reminders to turn off your phone need corporate sponsors
Best Buy, Cingular, I appreciate your concern.
Last Sunday, USC men's basketball lost to then 0-14 Arizona State by 10 points.
The Trojans rebounded on Thursday against Stanford.
[Coach Tim] Floyd was addressing his team when there was a loud knock on the locker room door and USC football Coach Pete Carroll entered to offer an impromptu motivational speech.
Carroll whipped the Trojans into a frenzy, telling them about the football team's 33-game winning streak at the Coliseum that dates to 2001.
Now why would Pete Carroll return to the NFL when he can co-opt other coaches' pep talks on a whim?
At least UCLA's big man on campus actually coached basketball.
Denzel Washington visited the USC locker room after the game.
Mind you, he's a Fordham alumnus.
Other coaches treat their teams to pizza. At USC? Denzel.
Pittsburgh forward Levon Kendall reminds me of Vanilla Ice. If only he'd shave lines into his eyebrows…
He's kind of a pretty boy for a basketball player. In Pittsburgh.
James Brown: still unburied.
He died on Christmas.