The Constant Gardiner

From the passenger seat of Tushar's car to your eyes:

» I saw a Maine license plate for the first time.

» I saw a "God Bless America" bumper sticker on a Bell service van.

Canadian company, Ontario license plate — "Why would the driver want God to bless America instead of Canada?" I wondered. "Is the sticker ironic?"

I'm gonna put a "God Bless (North) America" sticker on my car.

» I saw a trailer hauling show horses "sponsored by Jumbo Steaks and Burgers."

» I saw a billboard for Arizona.

"Come offset all the Mexicans!"