Frontal, Dorsal

TIME and The Wall Street Journal profiled 4chan on the same day.

Flint residents now have to watch their butts because Police Chief David Dicks is on the lookout. [source]

Chief walked into that lede.

The Futon Critic reviewed the pilot script for Boldly Going Nowhere, a comedy from the creators of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Those hoping this show would be "Sunny" in space should be happy to know it basically is.

There's a pilot who's bipolar.

There's a security officer who frequently jails people for "being punk ass bitches."

There's brow beating innocent people ("I will come to your home and photon the shit out of it!").

There's the use of the phrase "baby dick."

I don't see how FOX could actually air a show like this.

He doesn't see how FOX could air a show like this.

Sunny Comic-Con panel at 10:30 a.m. on Sunday, July 27. Oof.

I hadn't planned on attending Comic-Con, but single Sunday tickets are still available, and I'm so close to earning a Rapid Reward.

Who do I know in San Diego?

January Jones:

I feel as though my career really hit its high point when I was cast as a supporting actress in "American Wedding". I thought the script had a lot of depth and intelligence, and it really just jumped off the page. [source]

Can we revoke her role on Mad Men?

"Quebec, Maine, Texas…ugh."

I saw "Russia" and my right hand began cramping.

Goddamn USPS.

Who hand-writes anything anymore?

Why can't I create documentation for shipping to Russia with a computer? It used to be a superpower!

Russia is like the worst country to forbid typing for.

Rostislav Spitkovsky
Sverdlovskaya naberejnaya 22, office 916, 12 floor
Saint-Petersburg, St. Petersburg 195027
Russian Federation

Easy peasy for, say, Tony to scrawl, but I write with a straightedge! I recorded lecture notes in college on a 30-second delay! When endorsing checks, I pencil in my signature before inking!

Goddamn USPS. Torture…

Fat men have bad sperm
Couple marries at Waffle House
Adult Web sites enjoy boost from stimulus checks
E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone
Nintendo actually signed off on this?


  1. Ben 11 Jul 08 at 09:33

    I am so hardly shocked you pencil in shit and use a straightedge rather than write "freehand".

  2. Forest 11 Jul 08 at 17:23

    Re: The email addresses.

    Come on – OLD!


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