Hulu's synopsis of Monday's episode of Heroes:

With a catastrophic event on the way, Arthur and Angela gather their people to their respective sides, as Hiro languishes under the belief that he's ten years old.

[facepalm]

Arthur is so evil, he didn't kill Hiro!

Hiro and Ando are the Buy More employees of Heroes.

"Tico the fairy teaches Princess Ruruna basic SQL statements."

MySpace knows me all too well.

I thought it was chocolate at first.

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