I am a pleasant mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants.

Previously on Adam Riff™:

» An African (continent) man approached me and asked if my company manufactures spy cameras.

» My boss returned to our booth after exploring the [CES] show floor.

"Look what I found – spy cameras! Eh? One masquerades as a pen in a shirt pocket."

"You can close that window, Jon."

I peeked before closing.

It was a purchase order for 100 spy cameras that masquerade as pens.

The African man should've worn a Universal Studios shirt.

Lie to Me premieres on Fox next Wednesday.

Five days later, Trust Me premieres on TNT.

I smell a cross-over stunt for sweeps!

More likely, Tim Roth will appear on The Moment of Truth.

Why Yes, That IS Mini-Me In A Pooh Costume Eating Honey
Everyone Laugh At The Tennessee Republicans!
Time Nears Completion of Every Possible Obama Cover Variation
I haven't decided if I love this or I hate this.
Charles Barkley Finally Gets That Blow Job

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