Two dollars and twenty-seven cents

"Get Married on MySpace," a new web reality series, will allow one lucky couple to receive the wedding of their dreams in exchange for letting the MySpace community plan every step and detail of the wedding. [source]

One lucky couple!

The real money is in "Get Married on 4chan."

"Get Married on GAF"?


If you google "Wolverine," the fifth Image Search result is:

His claw looks more like a garden cultivator.

"Okay, now what?"
"Stick it through your nasal septum!"

I bet his nipples are spiky.


The final edition of "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches."
One outgoing Treasury employee landed a job as a manager at Abercrombie & Fitch
Federally funded CLOWN teaches abstinence to middle schoolers
WHO WILL OPEN MICHELLE OBAMA LETTER CONTAINING DESCRIPTION OF BARACKS GENITALS?
my girlfriend

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