While shaving today, I cut my nose.
I want to go electric, but McKern believes an electric shaver will "chaw my face and neck to shit."
That would be a good death in a horror flick.
I recently crossed paths again with the Puff the Magic Dragon tattoo (nsfw).
Its owner claims to be a 62-year-old retiree.
If you're old and retired, why not decorate your genitalia as a dragon, right?
I wonder how many bucket lists include body modification.
If doctors ever give me nine months to live, I'm carving "chairface" into my buttocks and decorating my wiener as a Pringles can… Maybe get a full sleeve of Super Mario Bros. World 1-1…
hide your will on your body a la michael scofield
can you bedazzle teeth?