or: when I realized that most of my daily reads are written by Jews

What is that? Noodle kugel. Egg noodles, ricotta cheese…apples? Raisins? Ick.

At Whole Foods, I also stumbled upon sparkling energy water. Mix it with alcoholic spring water for a water Vodka Red Bull!

• A Scottish brewery has launched a 1.1% alcohol beer called Nanny State after being branded irresponsible for creating the UK's "strongest beer" (18.2%).