Youth, Speed, Trouble, Cigarettes

Tonight, Brett Favre can become the first player in NFL history to beat all 32 teams.

And then he's going to beat South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then he's going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House!

The Titans may become the best 0-16 team in football.

Against the Lions, the Bears (of all teams) scored more points than the Raiders have scored all season.

Julius Peppers is the most mouth-watering name in sports.

Mike Doughty got fat.

I saw a van with a Queensryche license plate frame.

Queensryche sells license plate frames

How is a Natty Caddy different from a hand truck?

Because the bags are smaller, I perceive single-serve Fritos as a worse value than comparable Lay's.

Colt McCoy shaved and Sam Bradford will play, but what could have been:

Red River Stache-out!

Like Hoda Kotb, Joe Cox's head is completely monotone.

Am I krumping?

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