I want to punch this 12-year-old food critic in the face so badly.
I realized today what a BLT is and… bacon is the only protein in the sandwich? WHAT?
Seeing white males eating burrito bowls at Chipotle inexplicably riles me up. I just want to flip the bowls in their faces and smack the backs of their heads.
Who is ordering Cheese Roll-Ups at Taco Bell? You can get a chicken burrito for 10 cents more!
I'm surprised that Taco Bell hasn't tried selling a taco with a quesadilla as its shell Stuffed Crust Soft Taco.