By Torpedo or Crohn's

Previously on Adam Riff™:
I dub Nate Kaeding "The Tragic Kicker."

Darth Hubris

No NFL team has ever played in a Super Bowl in its home stadium.

2011: Cowboys Stadium
2012: Lucas Oil Stadium
2013: Louisiana Superdome


IBM: Building smarter ways to rape and pollute the planet.

Idea: An IBM ad parody. "I'm a temp. Let's build a smarter database."

Google should create a Super Bowl ad for the Nexus One. Emulate Apple's "1984" ad with a Blade Runner conceit.

"Chad Ochocinco" in any form never fails to elicit a chuckle. See also: Michael Buble.



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