Previously on Adam Riff™:

This past summer, The Secret Life of the American Teenager introduced an openly gay high school freshman whose two older brothers are also gay.

[eyeroll]

I tuned in for Sunday's season premiere of The Amazing Race, however, and…

Gay brothers!!!

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My buddy introduced me to his buddies – gay Republican identical twin brothers from Tennessee.

Head asplode Headtember 11.

Not sure how I feel about this official 9/11 gift shop, which sells a novelization of Man on Wire and DVD copies of United 93.

I've encountered no less than twelve street vendors peddling photographs of a street sign that reads: "Gay St."

Spotted one of these in the wild.

Fully Persuaded for Children and Families is an odd name for an organization.

"…ugly ass nigga walking by me right now…"

I looked around.

I think he was talking about me.

I discovered You People Hip Hop Weekly at a newsstand beside F.E.D.S. (Finally Every Dimension of the Streets). "Mannie Fresh Rips Cash Money: 'I went through close to slavery!'"

I wanted to stand on the arms of the Williamsburg Bridge and cry "Hey man, well this is Babylon," but couldn't figure out which part of a bridge constitutes the "arms."

The sight of orthodox Jews working out cracks me up.