Jason Williams' tattoos perplex me. They are plastered on his body with seemingly no rhyme or reason. He looks like an office birthday card.
Williams' tattoos reportedly include: a panther, a dragon, "insane" in Japanese, a wolf holding a basketball, an eye (on his chest), and "white boy" (across his knuckles).
Meanwhile, A.J. Burnett's tattoos include: Bruce Lee, an Aztec symbol, a skull rosary, and "the guy from 300."
My first tat was a picture of me pitching. It's actually my delivery. It's covered up now, I got a Godzilla sleeve that covered it up. [source]
Idea: A reality show that follows the Stanley Cup's escorts during the NHL's off-season.
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• Glee's cover of Beck's "Loser"
The descriptions alone are almost too much to bear. The guy from 300?! What the fuck!