Shallow Grave

Evidently, Lionsgate is promoting Buried at Comic-Con by letting attendees film themselves with a mobile inside a pine box and then post their videos online in a "virtual cemetery."

Buried alive videos, however, are only interesting if the victim is scared of being buried alive, and no one who is scared of being buried alive would ever volunteer to be shut inside a pine box, which leaves fanpuds pretending to be buried alive, which is lame and stupid.

"Help! I'm in a nutshell!"

What Lionsgate should do is plant a hidden camera on the underside of the box's lid and surprise participants with a harmless snake, spider or rat.

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