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"Who are you supposed to be?"
"I'm a Primanti Bros. sandwich."
"Before I arrived, I gorged on pastrami, provolone cheese, french fries, cole slaw, and tomatoes."


"No? [sigh] Maybe if I was Italian… Or covered in stacks of Euros."

"Because 'bread' is slang fo–"
"I get it."

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