» What is the point of decaffeinated coffee? Why foul your breath and stain your teeth without receiving any stimulation?
Has anyone ever needed staples that bend outward? Has anyone ever needed to bend staple legs outward?
» The IT guy at work is always "on," and I'm struggling to feign amusement.
» The IT guy saw me pull into the office parking lot in my Lexus.
Oh God… "The temp drives a Lexus?" But it's a hand-me-down from the mid-90s! I have to insert CDs in the trunk! And petrol is fuckin' $3.41 a gallon!
At least I'm getting paid for this gig. "The intern drives a Lexus?" was super awkward.
» Like tying a tie, I am seemingly unable to grasp how to cradle a baby. No baby has yet complained about my cradling, but I'm positive that all of them were uncomfortable in my arms.
» Impacted earwax is noticeably impacting hearing in my left ear. I want to remove it myself, but am hesitant to try after reading the caveats on medical web sites. I could see an otologist, but don't have medical insurance. WHAT SHOULD I DO?