An in-the-house home run

The Brownie

—The label clearly read: "Excess consumption may have a laxative effect."
—Excess consumption? How do you overeat a single serving? It was one brownie!
—A mysteriously sugar-free one, though.
—Whole Poos Market…

Dim Sum

—Every dish on this cart is shrimp stuffed in something – shrimp dumplings, shrimp buns, shrimp balls, shrimp rolls, shrimp wraps…
—You could say they won't dim the sum of your cholesterol.

—This is baked flatbread, and this is fried flatbread, and this is unraveled fried flatbread, and this is deep-fried dough, and this is deep-fried dough wrapped in rice.
—It's like an Iron Chef phoned in a battle.


—Would you bang the Sun-Maid Raisin girl?

—The model for her is a horse artist.

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